I attended a wedding in Durant, Oklahoma (home of the world’s largest peanut) once. The bride’s family were Southern Baptist. The rest of us were heathens by comparison! Up until the liquor started flowing at the reception, there was a wall that separated us that made Fort Knox seem like a candy store. Thank God someone invited Jack Daniels!!
I think I have found a way to survive the “New Normal”…Humor will save us~! Back in my volunteer days with ALLMEP (Alliance for Middle East Peace), my mentor introduced me to another volunteer who was actually living in Jerusalem. A nice young Jewish man who looked EXACTLY like Rob Reiner in his “Meathead” days!! It immediately caused me to transpose the somber figures on the Mid-East stage into the various characters from the All in the Family Sit-Com!! So here I am sitting across from this guy and all of a sudden I am gripped by uncontrollable laughter…with this poor guy looking at me thinking I’ve lost my mind. And of course I can’t tell him he reminds me of “Meathead”!
Katie Couric did actually suggest a new Islamic version of The Cosby Show…but, is it possible her words got ahead of her brain? I mean when you stop and think about what made shows like All in the Family and Sanford & Son so funny…it was the nothing is sacred, no holds barred approach to our relationships with one another, whether you were black, white, yellow or red! How…in the name of Allah, could you make a show today substituting the, oh I don’t know…Ghanem Family for the Cosby Family…and make it funny??? I can see the headlines now…3rd Joke Writer From The Ghanem Show Found in Dumpster! Badaboom!
So please, somebody from Progressive Land…please help us all out here. What gives with this strange infatuation you have with our Muslim friends?
Dear Rachel Maddow , Chris Matthews, Keith Olbermann and Bill Maher:
It’s Saturday night and you’re lookin’ to hang. You grab your Rolodex…do you go to the A for Ali, or the M for Muhammad…or maybe the H for Hussein? Are they even in your rolodex?
But it really isn’t “that kind” of relationship is it? You know what it is more like? YES! The relationship of the Progressives to the Muslims is that of the savagely over-protective nanny and guard dogs. They are the Nanny & the Rottweilers in the movie The Omen! And brother, if you don’t believe that…then I triple dog dare you to dis Ali Akbar in front of Whoopi and watch her go cross-eyed on you! Janeane Garofalo would rip your heart out and serve it to the dogs right there on the spot!! Unless you’ve been in a coma for the last 10 years, you know exactly what I’m talking about!
So my Progressive friends, I’m begging you…Please step up to the plate of sanity! Just this once! We’re begging you! Just join us in reality land for this one conversation…please! And if I may offer a subtle little NEWS FLASH to help prime the pump of conversation…“You are non-believers too!” How well do you think your “No Label” nonsense will play in Caliphate-ville, hmm? Have you petitioned the NEA yet to Islamify your indoctrination materials yet?…because we’re anxiously waiting for our copy of Shariff Has Two Mommies!
You wanna know what I really think? The Progressive Elite see themselves as EXEMPT from what they prescribe for the rest of us! It’s kind of like Michelle Obama’s campaign to put the rest of us on a diet of communion wafers while the First Family feasts on barbecue & milk shakes! They did the very same thing with Obamacare!! I don’t know why we call it that…it really ought to be called Suckercare!! They are EXEMPT!! The Obama Regime clearly sees itself exempt from the Constitution! In fact they see themselves exempt from the LAW…PERIOD! http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0211/48745.html
So it makes perfect sense that they would see themselves as exempt from Sharia Law too, no?
Standupnsing 