What has our crazy world come to when even a poor ice-carving carnivore can’t eek out a living without the government all over his back! Polar Pete had a pretty good thing going…until the government decided to make him the polar-poster-bear for their little THE WORLD’S MELTING scam.

It seems he was lying around the den one day watching TV when a funny commercial came on about selling ice to the Eskimos…and eureka! Just like that his fabulously successful ice-carving enterprise was born! Here he is working on his famous “Mushroom Cloud” piece which was contracted by the State of Israel to boost their protest efforts of Iran’s Nuclear Weapon’s Program.  

Unfortunately for Pete, the MSM got a hold of this photo which they desperately needed to overcome the little “bump in the road” encountered after the #-fudging scientists had their email accounts hacked …and the rest is history! Now, after all the notoriety, the only thing melting in Polar Pete’s world are his PROFITS! 😦

We tried to organize a Save the Small-Business-Bear Campaign, but it seems that the Main Stream Media in its unrelenting quest to control the UNIVERSE is now killing off the most endangered species on the planet…the cute, irresistible, soft and cuddly COMMENTS! Where’s a Liberal when we need one?