I Spy with My Little Eye

The man who will watch them watch us!

The man who will watch them watch us!

You won’t believe what those snoop doggy doo-doo heads are up to over at the NSA! It looks like we can add the 4th Amendment to the most endangered constitutional species list along with the 1st and 2nd! President Obama tells us not to worry about it…you know, we need to give up a little privacy so the bogey man he’s busy protecting won’t hurt us. But I’d like to ask him how he could be so sure about that when he claims he didn’t know anything about all those other scandals. I mean, doesn’t it seem odd that the number one dude in government is always referring to government as “those guys”?

So when our “We-the-People-President”…I call him our “We-the-People-President” because if he’s not one of them, then he must be one of us…promises us “nobody is spying on you”, it turns out he was wrong 2,776 times! But does our “We the People” President, the #1 dude in the entire government tell us this? No, some young tech geek named Snowden whose maybe, I don’t know, #201,000,000 in the whole country is able to figure it out, realize it was “illegal” and then tell us. That is called whistle-blowing, and it’s become even more dangerous than being a Christian!

And just when it seemed certain that we had the monopoly on clueless leaders, Mr. “We-the-People-President’s UK counterpart took the secret-blabbering-bull by his publisher’s horn and literally pulverized all of their (Guardian’s) hard drives. I think it was Clouseau somebody. Anyway, I guess they don’t treat their journalists any better than we do…hey, maybe Simon Cowell could produce a new British Reality Show where they mix News & Entertainment and call it Beat the Press…with some Clockwork Orange overtones? You know, a Jerry Springer meets Dan Rather kind of thing. 🙂

So now the Nobel-Peace-Prize-Winning “We-the-People-President” who started out wanting the rest of the world to like us must be really bummed-out! But just like my mother always told me, “Liars can never enjoy real friends and will always have to settle for the company of other liars.” Well Mr. WTPPOF (We-the-People-Pants-on-Fire)-Prez, when you said: “We’ve got congressional oversight and judicial oversight. And if people can’t trust not only the executive branch but also don’t trust Congress and don’t trust federal judges to make sure that we’re abiding by the Constitution, due process and rule of law, then we’re going to have some problems here.” …we now know you LIED!

I for one am heartbroken! I was sure that you were the ONE Mr. “We-the-People-Pants-on-Fire-President! But it seems that Pete Townsend had it right. Alas…Meet the New BOSS,  Same as the Old Boss! So what does the new BOSS do when the jig is up? Now that he knows that we know what he knows…Mr. We-the-People-Pants-on-Fire-President rings up the only person on the planet who lies better than he does! Say it ain’t so Joe!

I Spy with My Little Eye was a game we used to play…

Chip Murray: Wide Awake

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