Congratulations! You Now Owe the World $17 Trillion!

Yeah Baby!!!

Yeah Baby!!!

Well if ever there was a surreal over-the-cliff moment in a surreal new world never-never land (where indebtedness never grows old), we’ve just entered the very real free-fall. On the same day we pass the $17 Trillion screw-your-kid mile-marker, we can add a record jump in debt of $328 Billion…IN ONE DAY to our tab…as the Pustule with the Purse does a celebratory fist-pump?

Why not? I’m beginning to understand the Progressive mind you see. Its like the ultimate everyone gets a trophy-Obamaphone-Xbox-hooker-amusement park/haunted house…where you check your math at the door and the roller coasters only go up…until they don’t any more…and then you have to get off…17 Trillion dollars above the earth! Which, for those of you who’ve checked your calculators at the door, would be exactly 1,139,000 miles of 17 Trillion dollar bills stacked one on top of the other.

By the way, one other very important thing you should have known about the Progressive mind before you purchased your ticket…or I should say; before you borrowed the money to purchase your ticket. America does not exist inside! America can not exist inside…it would completely gum up the works…you know, Rule of Law and stupid things like Individual Freedom…very bad! Can we have a Boehner Fist Pump everybody? Yes!

Oh, one other thing we almost forgot to mention. When you do get back to earth (It could take a while to fall 1,139,000 miles…no one’s ever done that before), you’ll probably notice a few minor changes. For instance, before it completely evaporates, you’ll notice something very peculiar about your “savings”.

Oh, and what’s this? According to USA Today’s immigration beat writer Alan Gomez, NIF is planning to organize the fly in with the U.S. Chamber of Commerce, Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg’s, and New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg’s Partnership for a New American Economy. & Partnership for a New American Economy??? Are we beginning to get the picture and connect the cute little Progressive Dots boys and girls? Are we beginning to understand the mind of those who spent our $17 Trillion on a $634 Million Dollar website that doesn’t work, for Healthcare that will make us sicker? It’s very easy to figure them out when you get into their screwy little minds. Affordable Care Act…Safe Act….Those of us with the calculators now know there is absolutely NOTHING affordable about Obamacare! And those of us with a brain understand that the gun control scam known as the Safe Act is all about protecting the thieves that have literally stolen the very posterity of America from America herself, from the rest of us who are beginning to figure it out! Which brings us to the very final thing you were never told before you borrowed the money to purchase your surreal ticket to Progressive Never-Never Land where we always save the worst for last

The Haunted House will literally scare you to death!

No Heaven above us…

Below us only Hell.

But before we go…Can we get one last Boehner Fist Pump for the road? Yeah Baby!! That’s what I’m talkin’ about!!!  🙂

Chip Murray: Wide Awake

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